🔥 Sarcastic Office Pens – Say What You Really Mean 🔥
 
Tired of sugar-coating your feelings at work? These brutally honest, laugh-out-loud pens are here to do the talking for you. Perfect for anyone surviving office politics, endless meetings, and emails that could have been a chat.
 
Each pen is printed with a snarky truth bomb, including:
🖊 Office Wanker
🗂 Let Me File That Under IDGAF
🚫 Don’t Be a Dick
😬 Outward Smiles, Inward Screams
💼 I Am a F**ing Professional*
 
Smooth black ink, comfortable grip, and just the right amount of sass to get you through another workday.
 
🎁 Great for:
✔ Office Secret Santa & gag gifts
✔ Coworkers with a sense of humor
✔ Stress relief during “mandatory fun” meetings
✔ Reminding yourself you’re a professional… technically
 
Work might suck, but at least your pen doesn’t have to.